demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via sorry)

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

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